A gentleman knows when to hold his lady’s hand, and when to pull her hair.

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

truth

(Source: treatingherwell, via ikissedthescarsonmyskin)

" I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message "

dirtylowfrequencies:

if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.

(via whakaaro)

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod, via unattractively)

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca, via thefuuuucomics)

*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*